Texas Governor Rick “The Hair” Perry is pimping plumping for jobs in other states to bring to Texas. The states in question have an uncommon propensity to be ‘Blue’.

Hey Governor Perry… You know that “Don’t Mess With Texas” slogan y’all are so proud of? Well, Lewis Black tactfully points out that New York has a slogan, too

From The Daily Show, July 17, 2013

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-july-17-2013/back-in-black—new-york-vs–texas