The Game of Life: Millennial Edition [VIDEO HUMOR/SATIRE]

<a href="/channel/UC71YLJwpqsevgIwjS9ZnbXA" class=" yt-uix-sessionlink     spf-link  g-hovercard" data-sessionlink="ei=K_OEVNOtIcTkrAbepYK4BQ" data-ytid="UC71YLJwpqsevgIwjS9ZnbXA" data-name="">Sadie Hawkins Dance</a> by Sadie Hawkins Dance

Starring:
Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham)
Anna Halligan (@annamalhalligan)

Guest Starring:
Brad DePrima (@brdeprima)
Ally Maynard (@missmayn)

Directed by:
Matt Gossen (@mattgossen)

Written by:
Matt Gossen, Anna Halligan, Jamie Woodham

Crew:
Sound / Legal Counsel: Tracy Smith

Music:
Matt Gossen

Sadie Hawkins Dance Ⓒ 2014

A Love Song About A Cat, by Larry Havluck

Cats just seem to bring out the amusingly strange in people.

I honestly have no idea what this song is actually entitled, or what the tune is, but I love the lyric. I scooped it from a reader comment from this article: http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/01/07/actually-your-cat-thinks-you-are-a-giant-cat/?iid=nf-article-mostpop1

If anyone has a link to a video or audio of this tune, I’d love to include it.

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dobe             5pts

>>> From the brilliant musical mind of Larry Havluck <<<

Half a field mouse on the back porch,
Quarter rabbit by the door.
A piece of some poor fish I didn’t see the day before.
To really be specific,
My cat is too prolific,
And I pray she doesn’t bring me any more.
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It’s such a pleasure in the morning when you stumble out of bed,
And your foot lands on a furry mound of something cold and dead.
It a treat your cat has brought you,
A snack that she has caught you.
It’s so nice of her to first remove its head.

Overheard on the Flight Deck of the USS George H.W. Bush [VIDEO]

I hate to totally lift a piece from somewhere else, but whether the conversation below actually happened or not, it’s a joke with a punch line and has to be read with continuity.

The setting is a test flight of a fighter-sized unmanned aircraft — dubbed the X-47B — doing touch-and-go landings on the aircraft carrier USS George H. W. Bush. The POV seems to be two F-18 pilots flying CAP or observation over the carrier. The conversation is below the photo. The video of the test is below that.

Some more info on the X-47B is here. The original article is here.

PUFF OF HISTORY: With the smoke puffs created when its wheels touch the flight deck, the unmanned X-47B conducted its first “touch-and-go landing op” last Friday.

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Shampoo Warning! DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!! [HUMOR]

by Philip Simon

It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO, WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!!

Shampoo Warning! I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, “FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”
 
No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It’s label reads, “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”
Problem solved! If I don’t answer the phone, I’ll be in the shower!