Category Archives: HUMOR

Tuck Tuck Tucker, Don’t Cry

Lyrics (c) 2023 by Michael R Honig.

Performance (c) 2023 by Michael R Honig.

Sung to the tune of “Tootsie Goodbye.

Tuck, Tuck, Tucker goodbye.
Tuck, Tuck, Tucker don’t cry.
Though Rupert Murdoch canned you,

You’ll find a gig where folks don’t hate you, hate you, hate you.

So long Tucker, adieu. No one here will miss you.

Work for RT, Then you will see
Russia has a show for you to stay on TV

Tuck, Tuck, Tucker don’t cry, Tuck, Tuck, Tucker goodbye.


The Game of Life: Millennial Edition [VIDEO HUMOR/SATIRE]

<a href="/channel/UC71YLJwpqsevgIwjS9ZnbXA" class=" yt-uix-sessionlink     spf-link  g-hovercard" data-sessionlink="ei=K_OEVNOtIcTkrAbepYK4BQ" data-ytid="UC71YLJwpqsevgIwjS9ZnbXA" data-name="">Sadie Hawkins Dance</a> by Sadie Hawkins Dance

Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham)
Anna Halligan (@annamalhalligan)

Guest Starring:
Brad DePrima (@brdeprima)
Ally Maynard (@missmayn)

Directed by:
Matt Gossen (@mattgossen)

Written by:
Matt Gossen, Anna Halligan, Jamie Woodham

Sound / Legal Counsel: Tracy Smith

Matt Gossen

Sadie Hawkins Dance Ⓒ 2014

A Love Song About A Cat, by Larry Havluck

Cats just seem to bring out the amusingly strange in people.

I honestly have no idea what this song is actually entitled, or what the tune is, but I love the lyric. I scooped it from a reader comment from this article:

If anyone has a link to a video or audio of this tune, I’d love to include it.


dobe             5pts

>>> From the brilliant musical mind of Larry Havluck <<<

Half a field mouse on the back porch,
Quarter rabbit by the door.
A piece of some poor fish I didn’t see the day before.
To really be specific,
My cat is too prolific,
And I pray she doesn’t bring me any more.
It’s such a pleasure in the morning when you stumble out of bed,
And your foot lands on a furry mound of something cold and dead.
It a treat your cat has brought you,
A snack that she has caught you.
It’s so nice of her to first remove its head.

Overheard on the Flight Deck of the USS George H.W. Bush [VIDEO]

I hate to totally lift a piece from somewhere else, but whether the conversation below actually happened or not, it’s a joke with a punch line and has to be read with continuity.

The setting is a test flight of a fighter-sized unmanned aircraft — dubbed the X-47B — doing touch-and-go landings on the aircraft carrier USS George H. W. Bush. The POV seems to be two F-18 pilots flying CAP or observation over the carrier. The conversation is below the photo. The video of the test is below that.

Some more info on the X-47B is here. The original article is here.

PUFF OF HISTORY: With the smoke puffs created when its wheels touch the flight deck, the unmanned X-47B conducted its first “touch-and-go landing op” last Friday.

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Some Feuds Never Die: Kirk v. Gorn. The Rematch [VIDEO]

I admire William Shatner’s ability to embrace his reputation for hamminess. Here he doubles down for a rematch against his early enemy, the Gorn.

Shampoo Warning! DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!! [HUMOR]

by Philip Simon

It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!


Shampoo Warning! I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, “FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”
No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It’s label reads, “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”
Problem solved! If I don’t answer the phone, I’ll be in the shower!