Democrats: Scandals are about sex and drugs.

Republicans: Scandals are about money and abuse of power. (Although they’ve progressed. They now include sex.)

Democrats: Tax and spend.

Republicans: Borrow and spend.

Democrats: Emphasis on personal freedom and privacy, regulate business.

Republicans: Emphasis on business freedom and privacy, regulate personal freedom and privacy.

Democrats: Healthcare rationed by availability.

Republicans: Healthcare rationed by wealth.

Democrats: War on Poverty

 Republicans: War on the poor.

Democrats: Have no spine

Republicans: Have no shame.