Democrats: Scandals are about sex and drugs.

Republicans: Scandals are about money and abuse of power. (Although they’ve progressed. They now include sex.)

 

Democrats: Tax and spend.

Republicans: Borrow and spend.

 

Democrats: Emphasis on personal freedom and privacy, regulate business.

Republicans: Emphasis on business freedom and privacy, regulate personal freedom and privacy.

 

Democrats: Healthcare rationed by availability.

Republicans: Healthcare rationed by wealth.

 

Democrats: War on Poverty

 Republicans: War on the poor.

 

Democrats: Have no spine

Republicans: Have no shame.